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How to Kill a LION!?!

Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit
down and wait.

Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to
lion. Lion is in and we are out.

Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane, which allows
everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the
entire forest with it.

Integration Differential Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion
is some where in the result. So differentiate the result
PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that
its a Lion.


Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.

Ramarajan Method :

Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion
will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first
lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness
loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You
don't understand right. it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or Switzerland and
'Shoot'(kill) him in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him..